Hey there sexy, is that a labia in your pocket or are you just storing some froth for later?
If you’re wondering why there’s been such a long, hard, throbbing lull here of late, there are two main reasons. The first is that we’ve been fisting each other. Like, way hard. In all the bits. Fisting to this extent of course puts a lot of strain on our time, and the ensuing wanker’s cramps mean the comics we have attempted result in nothing more than some wonky squares filled with blobs of ink and cum.
The other reason we have not updated in two thirds of a gestation period is that we have been hard at work on an exciting STAGE SHOW. YES, YOUR EYES ARE NOT DECEIVING YOU, WE HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN WORKING ON A STAGE SHOW.
That stage show is called Slutmonster and Friends, it is fifty minutes of singing, flailing and more boobs than you can shake a dick at! The show will premiere as part of the Melbourne Fringe Festival in October from the 4th-14th. Go check out the show’s exquisite new website at slutmonster.com.au. Please spread the word and we would love to see you there – the first fifty tickets sold come with a free rim job* so get ‘em while they’re fresh.
Erotically yours,
The team at Sizzle Fizzle.
*Donated to the charity of your choice.
