Things can get pretty busy around here, Wes works full time and Jessie has trouble writing comics that aren’t the same poop joke reiterated constantly. Thus, regular updates can sometimes be tricky.
So we decided to take on an occasional writer for Sigh Five, enter Lucas Heil. We have some comics written by Lucas coming up, but for the time being please sit back and enjoy his chart exploding, pop sensation “New Kinda Dance”. The EP will be available at all good record stores as of Octember 32nd.

Very cool..! Way to go Lucas.
The thing I enjoyed most about filming this was how many times I got to watch Wes kick Lucas in the face.
Literally AND metaphorically!
Nice makeup work Jessie! And Wes’s kicking was very elegantly executed.
And I guess your dancing/singing was ok too Lucas.
I’ve clearly let everyone down with my killer dance moves. I won’t let it happen again.
YEY for guest writers and new faeces … I mean faces.
I… find this strangely arousing.
Erin, that is the aim of everything we post on Sigh Five. Everything.
~Jessie.
This is what I want to sing whenever I sell a Drontal to somebody.
I also now want to do up a dude with makeup.
When you say “All good Stores” do you mean; out of a cardboard box from under Lucas’ bed?